Ow. Ow. Ow.

Pirates shouldn't be allowed to have psychic kung-fu powers.

It's not fair.

They're already pirates.

Okay, this? This right here? This is crazy. I'm a doctor, I can diagnose crazy, and I say this is crazy.

And I say this as a man who has ridden a velociraptor.

Craaaaaazy.

River? Mei-mei? I mean, uhhh...

Has anyone seen my brother? Simon?

I mean...

...River doesn't talk like that. Gorrammit.

Jayne I bet I can kill you with River's brain if you say one word. Just one.

River don't be scared, I'm coming.

Who: Jayne Cobb, Firefly crew; anyone else
What: ZOMBIES
Where: Da Base

Jayne Cobb, mercenary, thug, and general goon, was pelting through the base at breakneck pace, pursued by a small crowd of zombies. The first part of his plan, get to the armory, had gone reasonably well. Most of the guards had been preoccupied fighting zombies and they hadn't ( Read more... )

Something's coming... Death made living. Stumble and fall. Stumble and fall.

Simon races through the corridors, breathing hard and attracting stares from the other inhabitants of...well, whatever this place was ( Read more... )